“A priest, a pastor and rabbi walk into a bar…”
Is the ECLA mentioned above supposed to be the ELCA - Evangelical Lutheran Church of America? At my local ELCA Oktoberfest tomorrow, there will no doubt be an abundance of beer, wine, and strong spirits being enjoyed, while non-alcoholic masquerading beers will be exceedingly rare, if present at all. The orthodoxy will be in freely enjoying our beverages without guilt or apprehension. The bartender assessment is definitely off a bit.