The Door Store is Now Open !

Insiders Edition

Hello fellow Doorkeepers !

Congratulations on surviving your Thanksgiving meal, awkward conversations with estranged family members, and solving all the worlds problems over a glass of wine or two, or three. Right now you are probably sitting around being bombarded by Black Friday emails, posts, and money grabbing tactics. ( not unlike this one ).

Well, being that some of you are going to blow your hard earned money on useless items that will eventually end up in the trash, you might as well buy something from our new store.

We finally made a store that will allow you to search and download past issues and purchase a little “ Door Swag” . We have made the first batch of archived magazines available for download. Make sure to visit often as our slacker volunteer staff slowly populates the store with the remaining issues.

On another note, as a 501 (c)(3) non-profit publication, we choose to rely on our subscribers, donors, and fans. We are not beholden to any advertisers. This also means, as much as we don’t want to hassle you, we will. It takes a little bit of money to fulfill our unique mission, making fun of you.

We know some of you made way too much money this year. And all of your EXTREMELY generous donations are tax deductible. We’ll make it easy. Just hit the button.

One of our goals for the publication is to have enough subscribers to be able to get back to making our magazine a real print magazine again. For the time being, there is no cost for a subscription but we will allow for different tiers for those of you that want to more supportive.

Here is your link to the Wittenburg Door Store. You are the first ones to have access.
Share this with a friend, or an enemy, we don’t care.

Thanks for all of your patience and support as we keep on truckin.

Happy Shopping.