The Bible as Social Media Headlines
Today's Forecast: 'Without Form,' Void
God Rated His Creation as 'Very Good.' How Does Your Opinion Compare?
Paradise Plans Crumble as Newlyweds Evicted, Create GoFundMe Campaign
Prime Suspect: Cain Takes Fifth on Brother's Murder
Workers Sue Owner in Babel Tower Collapse
Ark Cruise Turns into 'Survivor' Episode as World Floods
Abraham Stunner: We've Been Doing Religion All Wrong!
Lack of 10 'Righteous' Dooms Party Hub Sodom, G-Town
Job Breaks Silence, Publishes 12,674-Word Complaint
Jewish Immigrant Appointed Egypt Finance Czar: True or Conspiracy Theory?
What Your Reaction to the 10 Plagues Reveals About Your Personality
Thinking of Creating a Molten Calf? Don't Make These 3 Mistakes
Our 'Daily Bread Poll': Rate Your Manna!
Graven Images: The Good, Bad, Ugly
Earth Opens, Swallows Moses' Critics
Three Recipes for a Refreshing, Summer Drink-Offering
Here’s How Often You Should Really Immerse in the Mikvah
13 Ways to Make Your Wilderness Tent Feel Like A 5-Star Hotel
Spies: Promised-Land Brochure Omitted Giants, ‘Certain Death’
Viral Video: Adorable Talking Donkey 'Trash Talks' Fake Prophet
Rumor: Joshua Recruiting Trumpeters for Secret Jericho Mission
You Won't Believe David's 'Giant' Win with Sling, Pebble
Bathsheba Bathing Suit Leaves Little to Imagination (Slide Show)
Scholars Ask: Why Aren’t Kittens Mentioned in the Bible?
22 Psalms You Need to Stop Singing Right Now
Sweet Chariot Swings Low, Grabs Prophet, Carries Him ‘Home’
Babylonians Deny Invasion Plans: 'Just Peacekeeping Assignment'
You Won't Believe What These Minor Prophets Really Looked Like!
How to Know When Your Exile is Over
Salome Stuns in Sheer Multiple Veils, Makes Shocking Request
Fact Checking the Fact Checkers: Controversy Over Jesus’ 'Walk’ on Water
How Will History End? The Answer May Surprise You
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