Merry Christmas from The Wittenburg Door

And a little gift to say thank you.

Hey there, fabulous supporters!

First off, a massive THANK YOU to everyone who's stuck around this past year! Seriously, you’re like the loyal fans at a concert who refuse to leave even after the encore. We’ve reconnected with some old fans—like, really old fans. I’m talking about the ones who remember when it took months to get your printed copy to see if you made it into this wonderful rag.

We truly appreciate you sharing our links, archived articles, regurgitated memes (yes, the ones that make you question your life choices), and attempts at humor from our wayward contributors. Each click and “like” you give us is like digital gold—so feel free to treat it as your tiny virtual donation to the "We Can’t Believe We’re Still Here Fund."

While we take baby steps back to doing what we truly excel at—laughing at our epic follies—thanks for your patience and loyalty. If you’re reading this email, congratulations! You’re a subscriber! (Still free, don’t worry, we haven’t turned into one of those subscription services that charge you for the air you breathe—yet.) We’re almost at 3,000 subscribers on our Substack (take that, early 2000s MySpace!) and a whopping 17,000 on our Facebook Fan Page. All of this goodness is currently free, fueled by a select few generous one-time gifts and a smattering of sales from our Door Store—your go-to for, uh, stuff.

As a token of our appreciation, we’re giving you a gift of one free download of your choice from our Door Store (valued at $5, but who’s counting?).

Just use the code: BAHUMBUG at checkout. Because why not have a little fun with holiday spirit, right?

Thanks for sticking around with us through this wild ride! Here’s to more laughs, less seriousness, and maybe even some quality content if our magic financial beans sprout!

If you want to donate please click here.

Cheers!