After-Christmas Carols
1. It's beginning to look a lot like Thursday...
2. Away in the Recycle Bin the Wrappings did Stay...
3. On the Fourth Day of Christmas I tossed the Candy Canes...
4. O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, You're in the Bulk Trash Pickup...
5. To the tune of Jose Feliciano's "Feliz Navidad": Puh-leeze, No Eggnog! Puh-leeze, No Eggnog! If I have one more snog I’ll barf it up, I swear to God!
6. Do You Hear What I Hear? My New Earbud’s Stuck in my Ear...
7. Heck, the Malls won't Give me a Refund...
8. "The Little Bummer Toy" (There's always at least one)
9. Too Much Toasting by the Open Fire...
10. I'm... Streaming Netflix's "White Lotus," not Christmas shows I watched before...
11. Have Yourself an Average Little February...
12. Over the River and Through the Woods to Super Bowl LVII