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 <title>Benny Gets an A, Kenny Gets an  F</title>
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&lt;p&gt;The big surprise from the  Grassley Six progress report yesterday was that Benny Hinn–not known as the  most transparent guy in the world--decided to step up and give the senator what  he wanted.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Senator Chuck Grassley, ranking  Republican on the Senate Finance Committee, released an extensive statement  revealing, among other things, that he had never heard of the &amp;#8220;prosperity  gospel&amp;#8221; until he started this oversight investigation last November &lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon,  7 Jul 2008 21:05:30 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>John Bloom</dc:creator>
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 <title>Bo Diddley on The Bible</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;ldquo;It&amp;rsquo;s Like a Map That You Get From Here to Chicago&amp;rdquo;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:55:06 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Bob Gersztyn</dc:creator>
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 <title>Joe Bob Parties With the  Atheists</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;The biggest security guard I&amp;#8217;ve  ever seen in my life–this guy could work for Blackwater, and he&amp;#8217;s got the  coiled listening device spilling out of his left ear to prove it–has parked his  burly self squarely in front of me, making it clear that I&amp;#8217;d best slink back  against the wall while the Rock Star of Atheism makes her entrance and a  hundred entranced admirers take a collective breath, not quite believing  they&amp;#8217;re in her presence.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 15:02:08 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Joe Bob Briggs</dc:creator>
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 <title>Jeremiah Overboard</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Did I just see what I think I saw?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Did the media tell Barack Obama, &amp;#8220;If you&amp;#8217;ll denounce and disavow your  pastor, we&amp;#8217;ll let you continue running for President&amp;#8221;?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have two questions, one for the press, one for Obama.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;First the press:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What happened to the Mitt Romney Agreement?&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu,  1 May 2008 10:17:10 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>John Bloom</dc:creator>
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 <title>Jeremiah Wright 1, Sound Bite  0</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Since when do you have &amp;#8220;amens&amp;#8221;  at the &lt;a href=&quot;#&quot; onclick=&quot;window.open(&#039;http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/29/us/politics/28cnd-wright.html?_r=1&amp;amp;hp&amp;amp;oref=slogin&#039;,&#039;window1&#039;); return false;&quot;&gt;National Press Club&lt;/a&gt;? Apparently when Jeremiah Wright is the speaker!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I once knew a city editor in Philadelphia who would say  &amp;#8220;amen&amp;#8221; to a dry Rob Roy at 2 in the afternoon, which is the closest anyone ever  came to exuberance in the newsrooms of my youth. But anybody who watched any  cable this past weekend could be forgiven for thinking that Rupert Murdoch just  launched a new Jeremiah Wright Channel,&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:00:34 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Kevin</dc:creator>
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 <title>Peace Then, Peace Now, and Real Peace</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;By Bob Gersztyn&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
	Easter marked the fifty-year anniversary of the peace symbol. It was first unveiled by British artist Gerald Holtom during a march from Trafalgar Square to Canterbury Cathedral in early April 1958, but it would be another decade before the crow&amp;#8217;s-foot symbol (or &amp;#8220;sign of the American chicken,&amp;#8221; as the John Birchers used to call it) crossed the ocean to become the predominant symbol of the anti-war movement.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:02:43 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Kevin</dc:creator>
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 <title>Hillary Clinton Kills All Voters in Remaining Primary States</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Asheville, N.C. &amp;mdash; Hillary Clinton bolted from a political briefing in her hotel room late last night, snatched a gun from one of her Secret Service bodyguards, and went on a shooting rampage&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue,  1 Apr 2008 22:17:56 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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 <title>The World In Fits Over Fitna</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Having spent some time around the movie business, I can attest that the most dreaded words you can hear are normally &amp;#8220;Will you watch my short film?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:00:36 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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 <title>Britney Spears Must Be Saved</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;(From the private email files of Thomas Nelson Publishing)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;By Joe Bob Briggs&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:52:52 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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 <title>Blessed Are The Swishy</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;(From the Pastoral Notes of Barack Obama)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;By Joe Bob Briggs&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu,  6 Mar 2008 22:13:32 -0600</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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