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* The Benny Hinn web site actually says on their donations page: Minimum $5, maximum $10,000.
Door cartoonist Tim Nyberg of Door County, Wisconsin offers additional hilarity at www.stainedglasses.net.
* The Benny Hinn web site actually says on their donations page: Minimum $5, maximum $10,000.
Door cartoonist Tim Nyberg of Door County, Wisconsin offers additional hilarity at www.stainedglasses.net.
I did not read the label, and I thought this was a 'highlighter' marker. So, I was using it while I made notes in my Bible. Now my Bible glows in the dark.
My neighbor, Apu, put some on his wife's forehead, and the red dot went away. Now Ned Flanders is sure that she is saved.
It seems to be Chapstick(tm) to me... or maybe a sanctified gluestick from VBS. Either way, I'm sure I've swiped one of these from some WASPy woman's purse in my youth.
And Hinn's website lies ...we all know he wouldn't stick a maximum on the goodness of your heart.
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