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 <title>Victorious Secret: Lingerie for Overcomers</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Victorious Secret bills itself as &amp;quot;The Lingerie Line for the Overcoming Woman&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And it is the &amp;quot;premier and dominant&amp;quot; producer of Christian-themed apparel in America, and maybe in the universe, according to the company's innovative founder, Veronique Wisteria.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:11:28 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Skippy R</dc:creator>
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 <title>Chinese Christians' Olympic "degree of difficulty" rated at 9.7</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;(Crossposted at &lt;a href="http://www.baptiststandard.com" title="www.baptiststandard.com"&gt;www.baptiststandard.com&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;China&amp;#39;s Olympic Games began in Beijing in venues choked by smog and under the shadow of a crackdown on human rights and &lt;a href="#" onclick="window.open('http://www.ethicsdaily.com/article_detail.cfm?AID=10825','window1'); return false;"&gt;religious freedom&lt;/a&gt;. 
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&lt;p&gt;The Chinese dazzled the world with an impressive and often intimidating opening night display of pageantry and technical flash. &lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 07:47:12 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>Todd Bentley Fires Blanks in Texas</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;By Danny Gallagher&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DENTON, Tex.--The  University of North Texas &amp;quot;Super Pit&amp;quot; indoor stadium is packed to the  nosebleed seats with people hoping to see a knee to the stomach, a poke check  to the ribs, or the classic swift kick to the &lt;em&gt;cojones&lt;/em&gt;–because they all know that mega-evangelist demon stomper  Todd Bentley is IN THE HOUSE for one night only.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:57:41 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>Loving Harry</title>
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&lt;p&gt;Harry Guetzlaff–the puckish  Managing Editor of &lt;em&gt;The Wittenburg Door&lt;/em&gt;,  who died Sunday morning–spent his whole life searching for unconditional love.  He was a romantic in the old-fashioned sense. &lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:54:23 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>John Bloom</dc:creator>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Day 1&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
        Rain.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Day 2&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
        Rain.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Day 3&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
        Rain.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Day 4&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
        Rain.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed,  9 Jul 2008 20:57:17 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>WHEN EVANGELICALS DREAM:</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;WHAT WE WOULD SEE IF  AMERICA TRULY BECAME ONE CHRISTIAN NATION UNDER GOD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;By Jamie Crossan      &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;li&gt;Prisons would be renamed &amp;quot;Love the Sinner Hate  the Sin Tough Love™ Community Intervention Centers.&amp;quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Coveting your neighbor&amp;#8217;s ass would be a capital  offense.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The Bible Belt would be replaced by The God Delusion  Neck-tie.&lt;/li&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue,  8 Jul 2008 22:45:36 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>Benny Gets an A, Kenny Gets an  F</title>
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&lt;p&gt;The big surprise from the  Grassley Six progress report yesterday was that Benny Hinn–not known as the  most transparent guy in the world--decided to step up and give the senator what  he wanted.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Senator Chuck Grassley, ranking  Republican on the Senate Finance Committee, released an extensive statement  revealing, among other things, that he had never heard of the &amp;#8220;prosperity  gospel&amp;#8221; until he started this oversight investigation last November &lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon,  7 Jul 2008 21:05:30 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>John Bloom</dc:creator>
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 <title>News8 - 7-7-2008 - Shipp on Copeland</title>
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 <pubDate>Mon,  7 Jul 2008 21:00:05 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>Mark Driscoll Kicks His Own Ass</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;By Jesse Benjamin&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mark Driscoll, Pastor of Mars Hill Church in Seattle, took a dramatic stand against girly men at a  Pastor&amp;#8217;s Conference in Houston  last week.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;	    The conference, called &amp;#8220;re:tool and re:load,&amp;#8221;  previously billed as &amp;#8220;jesus 2.0,&amp;#8221; featured  speakers from around the country with the stated focus of &amp;#8220;Making the Gospel  and Missiology Relevant to Post Modern Culture.&amp;#8221;  Speaking at the last session of the  conference, Driscoll focused his three-and-a-half-hour talk on the need for pastors  to be more alpha.  &lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue,  1 Jul 2008 22:17:59 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>Virgin Mary Found on Back of Grand Theft Auto</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;By Danny Gallagher&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After spending more than three  hours in line outside of a Gamespot in Rockford,   Illinois, hoping to buy a copy of  &amp;quot;Grand Theft Auto IV&amp;quot; so her son would have &amp;quot;friends,&amp;quot; Jane  Wallach made a startling discovery.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The game she purchased had an  image of the Virgin Mary plainly visible on the reflective side of the disc.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:06:00 -0500</pubDate>
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