Ninety-year-old Magdeline Alvina Middlesworth of Necedah, Wisconsin, keeled over dead while Tammy Lewis was helping the elderly woman into her underwear. Not sure what to do, the devout Lewis, also known as Sister Mary Bernadett, called her superior, Bishop Alan Bushey, who told her to leave the body on the toilet and pray really really hard and she would come back to life. For the next two months, Sister Mary Bernadett and her two children prayed for Middlesworth's resurrection while listening to hymns on the stereo and burning incense. The vigil was interrupted, however, by a meddling Juneau County sheriff's deputy, responding to a concerned call from the temporarily dead woman's sister. The deputy summoned Bishop Bushey to the premises, where he confirmed that he had received signs from God that Middlesworth would be brought back to life. Both Bushey and Lewis were charged with causing mental harm to children. The children were sent to foster care. And the body of Middlesworth was sent to the coroner's office, where an autopsy is being performed. Let's hope it's a precise autopsy, because if any vital organs are touched, God will be pissed.