Wal-Mart announced that it is going into the wine business, teaming up with Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce an affordable ($6 to $8) bottle of *vino* for the masses. The principal red varietal will be a charming little number called Arkansas Beaujolais, made of muscatel and just a hint of wood alcohol, while white-wine lovers will enjoy Chardonnay Pea Ridge, with an aroma of the woolly muskrat competing fiercely for prominence with the underappreciated wild Ozark smudgepot grape.