By Aaron Alford

Welcome to Saint Peter's Basilica! We're happy you're here! Please take a few moments to fill out our visitors' survey and help us get to know you better!

Please check your age:
under 18
18 to 30
31 to 45
46 to 65
66 to 80
81 to much too old.

What prompted your visit to St. Peter's Basilica?
New to town
recommended by a friend
ad in local paper/phonebook
looking for a church home
heard of pastor in global media

How did you find our worship service?
boring
exciting
too traditional
too modern
too "mass-y"
just right

Our pastoral staff (check all that apply):
were friendly and inviting
were distant and aloof
were dressed in funny hats

The Swiss Guards (check all that apply):
were intimidating
were friendly
looked funny
chopped my buddy's head off

The sermon/homily (check all that apply):
contained too much theology
spoke to the issues I face today
was too long
was too short
was just right
was in Latin

The sanctuary (check all that apply):
is inviting
is beautiful
is breathtaking
is well-lit
is one of mankind's greatest achievements of architecture, design, and painting
is not warm enough

The Pastor, Father Benedict, (check all that apply):
is friendly
is cute
is old
projects confidence
is intimidating
smiles too much
holds the keys to the kingdom
is German

The Real Presence of Christ in the Most Holy Eucharist (check all that apply):
is friendly
is only symbolic
projects confidence
makes me tremble in awe, fear, love and humility
tastes good

How can we improve your experience at our next worship service?
occasional drama from the youth group and/or Mel Gibson
having a good gospel music group on occasion
more use of contemporary music
occasional video in addition to sermon
having an occasional music team that includes a keyboard and a couple of other instruments
less Latin
more Latin
totus Latin

Thank you for your input! It is vital to our personal records on you and your family! And remember, all of your information is stored in a big computer underneath the Vatican, and will not be shared with marketing partners.* Come visit us again soon!

*certain information may be used for future world domination