Published on Wittenburg Door (http://www.wittenburgdoor.com)
The Chainmail Is One Thing, the Blackmail Comes Later When the Kid Is Grown and the Pictures Turn Up on Facebook
By Joe Bob Briggs
Created 04/24/2008 - 12:29

If you’ve ever wondered who invented the popular Armor of God children’s pajamas, which are based on Ephesians 6:10-18 and look like a cross between a competitive kung fu uniform and the Crusader chainmail worn by Raymond IV of Saint-Gilles if he had added footies, the answer is Shirley Rogers of Lake City, Florida, and Peggy Wakefield of Spartanburg, South Carolina, who offer the complete boy’s PJ’s (traditional Roman-style helmet) for $39.95 and the complete girl’s PJ’s (Egyptian-style hairpiece) for the same price. The thoughtful guide to salvation [1] on their website is free of charge, but not, unfortunately, the Shield of Faith Pillow or the activity coloring book. Not recommended for sleepovers in Muslim households.


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