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He Probably Thought He Was Doing the Right Thing
By Joe Bob Briggs
Created 03/25/2008 - 23:12

A nude man, covering his private parts with his hands and wearing a nun’s habit on his head, drove into the parking lot of Our Lady of the Rosary Church in Union City, California, and told three girls to get into his car, but the girls ran into the church instead. This is what sometimes occurs in counseling, when a therapist says “Get into the habit of controlling your sex drive by thinking of Jesus,” and the patient hears that as “Put on a habit, and drive to where Jesus lives to have sex.” You have to watch your commas and capitalization when you hand out psychiatric literature.


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