In yet one more area in which Europe’s economy is surpassing America, the leading funeral company in Vienna announced a new cremation urn in several styles, shaped like a soccer ball, for only $558. It’s appropriate given that Austria is hosting the upcoming Euro 2008 championship tournament, especially since there will undoubtedly be drunk English fans murdered during actual games. No regular NFL football cremation urn is currently available, although they could sell thousands of those at Lambeau alone.