
By Al Speegle, Jr.
Count me in! Send specifics as to where to send the money! I’m familiar with the procedures using Cayman Island bank accounts, since that’s where I keep my billions … err … the ministry’s tithes.
And thanks for including me in this wonderful business opportunity. God really does work in mysterious ways to those of us shrewd enough to discern His Mighty Will. I remain,
Faithfully Yours,
Benny
---Original Message---
From:
onejohn4.1@mineallmining.ky
To: Benny Hinn
Sent: Sunday, February 17, 2008 2:01 PM
Subject: One Thousand-fold Blessing Opportunity!
Rev.Hinn,
With a grieving spirit, I read about the ponzi scheme initiated by Greg Setser that scammed you, Reinhard Bonnke and Kenneth Copeland, along with thousands of other Christians, of a total of $173 million.
I praise God you got your $300,000 back. No doubt, God told you to withdraw from the second investment of $400,000, even after you made a profit of $165,000 from the reselling of gallons of dried paint and recycled condoms. It’s hard to imagine Christians ripping off brothers and sisters in Christ. Setser got what he deserved, 40 years prison time and will have to pay back a $62 million fine, but given his age and financial situation, it’s unlikely he ever will complete his sentence. How sad. He will no doubt receive his just reward in the next world, praise God!
That said, Rev. Hinn, I’m impressed by your business savvy, and you just might be the man I need for mine. Even more, I need someone like you who can hear directly from God.
Please understand, I appreciate your strict confidentiality about what I’m about to tell you.
It has been said that Setser offered you a 25% return on your investment. I have a business proposition for you and I can guarantee more than a 1,000% profit! You decide how much you want to invest. I need $1 million. Of course, if I limit the number of people involved, each individual will earn more profit.
Rev. Hinn, I’m president of an international mining company and have to take risks daily. This opportunity has no risks, and you have my personal word you will get what you deserve for all you do.
I understand your hesitancy after what happened before. When, through His agents, God revealed the money-making venture I’m about to share with you, I was skeptical myself. After my extensive research, I can promise that this is too-good-to-be-true deal really is true!
Without bothering you with too many details - I know you’re a busy man -- I can tell you this: The opportunity involves gold. No, not coins or bullions bags. I’m talking tons and tons of gold. As I type this, gold is over $900 an ounce.
So what does that mean?
I’m sure you of all people know, with gold, there’s 14.56 ounces in one pound. There’s two thousand pounds in a ton. We’re talking 29,120 ounces. At $900 per ounce, we stand to make a profit of $26,208,000 for one ton. And remember we’re talking an unlimited amount of gold. Now you know why I stress confidentiality and the need for a limited partnership.
Benny, I’ve looked into your eyes. I feel I can trust you, so I’ll tell you a little more. You will remember from your studies in Greek of King Midas of Phrygia, a region of Asia Minor, on a peninsula between the Aegean and Black Seas. King Midas was known for his infamous rose gardens, but he was more better known for his ability to turn everything he touched into gold. He’d make Bill Gates and Donald Trump look like paupers, and their combined wealth would be considered small change. Anyway, King Midas bathed in the Pactolus River located at the base of Mt. Tmolus. This river consists of nothing but pure gold bullion.
I know, I’ve seen it. I’ve felt the golden sands flow thru my fingers. And it’s there for the taking if you know where to look. What’s even more remarkable, the river is never more than three meters wide and thirty centimeters deep, making above-ground mining easy and inexpensive.
Need more proof? After King Midas died, his successor, King Croesus, was then the richest man in the world. He didn’t like the publicity and after what you’ve been through, I’m sure you can understand why. It’s rumored he contributed a fortune to the godless oracle at Delphi. I’m sure you’d agree, as Christians we should be stewards and heirs of God’s creation. With your financial backing and my knowledge of mining operations, we can make the kingdom of God rich.
Interested? If so, I will provide instructions for sending the money. Please let me know where to send the return-on-investment checks.
Looking forward to walking with you on the streets of gold.
Sincerely,
John
P.S.
I questioned whether I should do business with you when I read about you laying off sixty employees from the your ministry tape and book sales division, including your prayer request support, because business was good. As a cost saving measure, you outsourced their jobs to an agency. I said to myself, That Benny Hinn is one shrewd businessman and who how knows how to turn a prophet into a profit.