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DISCUSSKitschKorp Presents... My Messiah-Matic
01/07/2008By Dale Dobson
Illustration by Jim Siergey
For more than 2000 years, discerning Christians everywhere have searched in vain, seeking spiritual merchandise that expresses their very own, personal faith.
Now - at last - KitschKorp proudly presents this amazing, new faith-in-action figure!
Click on the outfit to build the right Jesus for you.
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"Peace,Man", is my Jesus for sure! Pass the Doritos!
I say AMEN! to that!!!! That's MY JESUS! :o)
Look carefully and you will note that the shepherd figure has six fingers and a thumb on his left hand - totaling seven digits. Significant? He still has his staff, but no rod to provide him comfort. Perhaps he traded in his rod for extra fingers making for a more lucrative pick-pocketing career - or at least assuring him a job as a freak in the traveling circus.
Whoa! Dude! And hippy Jesus has multiple arms AND fingers. That's some powerful weed, man!
You guys can do better than this. Are your writers on strike too?
An obvious grab - I'm with Connor.
Yo, Conor -- chill a bit, friend. There's actually a subtle message there. And a good one, too.
I was surprised that no matter what change you make, he's still a blue-eyed, blonde-haired, white guy.
Your point being....?
since he WAS Jewish, he might "look" Jewish! not "white"
I can't help but thinking what other outfits might be good for Jesus in this day and age?
Uncle Sam with sparklers - God Bless America
how about a doctor's out fit
If you click on them out of order, you get one below the one you want. I asked for poverty and got riches. I asked for peace
and got superman. I asked for naked and got the hippie.
I couldn't get the armor until after I had clicked on Superman,
which reset everything.
Not as good as the TRANFIGURATORS... He's Moses... He's Elijah... He's Jesus Christ, the Son of God! Fourth Man in the Fire! Batteries not included.
None of these fit.
Funny thing is that no-one comprehends that the images we see of Christ aren't correct. Our concept of Jesus is on painters impressions that were never accurate and for the most part swayed by their own sexual preference if you know what I mean. (If you don't know what I mean go back in history and check it out.) True our personal image of Jesus is perverse for the most part because any image we project is limiting due to our human nature. It's unfortunate that the choices given are very accurate to our own perversion nonetheless. BTW, on a side note, you forgot the Gay God and the Female God.
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