Don't Tell Dr. Dobson
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DISCUSSScientists discovered that, when the universe was .000000000000000000000000000000001 of one second old, it created "energy fluctuations at the quantum scale" that resemble a harmonic hum, recorded by a microwave detector at the South Pole. What this means is that the Big Bang had an afterglow and that the universe is multi-orgasmic, but nothing compared to that first one.
Awesome.
So does this mean that my old girl friend was right when she told me that the universe was feminine?
according to many new books, men can have those, too. she wouldn't be an old girlfriend, my friend. get with the game, man!
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