Louise Ogburn was working at the McDonald’s in Mount Washington, Kentucky, when someone pretending to be a police officer called the burger joint and described Ogburn as a woman who should be detained in the back room because she was accused of theft from a customer. For the next three and a half hours, Ogburn was forced to strip and perform sex acts on the fiancé of an assistant manager while David Stewart, the hoax caller, stayed on the phone. Eventually a Shepherdsville jury awarded Ogburn $6.1 million in damages, but The Door would like to issue this warning to all female fast-food employees: When the police officer asks you to take your clothes off and have sex, a) he’s probably not a police officer, and b) if he is, you can get him in trouble. Okay, girls, write this down. Thank you.