Okay, it’s true that Craig McCullough was caught lying next to a blow-up party doll with his pants down in the public restroom of an office building in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, but what was really unfair is when they brought up at this trial his previous arrest for burglarizing the Just For Me bridal boutique and toting away a mannequin in a bridal dress. He obviously learned his lesson the first time and he buys his girlfriends now, he doesn’t abduct them, give the guy some credit.