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04/13/2008By Jane Lebak
If you're one of the 40 million people who are enamored of LOLcats,
those adorable but grammatically challenged online cats, then we may
have a Bible translation for you.
Yes, it's the LOLcat Bible, and in the estimation of our Wittenburg Door theological faculty, it's fairly accurate—certainly more so than, ahem, The Message.
Check out Luke 1:
28 Gabriel wuz liek "O hai Mary, u iz realli nice. Ceiling Cat iz wif u."
29 Mary wuz kiend of worrid about dat.
30 But teh hovr d00d wuz all "Doant be afraid. Ceiling Cat iz happi wif u.
31 U iz gonna hav a kittn. Naem him Jesus.
32 He wil be graet. He wil be teh kittn of Ceiling Cat an his daddi will give him David's chaer.
33 He wil r00l Jacob's house forevr."
34 Mary wuz liek "O rly, i iz a virgn remembr."
35 Gabriel wuz all "Ceiling Cat wil take caer of it."
There's still plenty of translation work to be done if you can stand speaking in Kitteh for a little while, and if you think you can ever look at Job 38 again the same way after reading God saying it this way:
3 "U getz reddy becuz naow I asks u sum kweschuns.
4 "Wehre iz u wen I maded teh earths, ifs u iz so smart?
5 "Who sayed, 'Hay, iz gonna be tihs big.'
6 "Whut iz unner teh earths? Who maded teh grouns?
7 "when teh stars and stuffs were all liek 'Hay'?
8 "Who sayed 'Oh hai waterz, u stay here, k?'
If you can deal with angels abandoning Hallelujah for "Woot to teh Ceiling Cat!" and God the Father dropping the occasional WTF, or Jesus calling his detractors n00bs, this may be the translation that best meets your needs. Srsly.
OMG Rofl
Thoh i iz walk tru vallee of deeth i feerz no one, for thohest r wit i
At first I thought this was hilarious.
Then I realized it was real.
Then I was confused.
Then I spent the last hour looking at LOLcats.
Now I definitely think it's hilarious.
ROFLMFAO!
That is gr8!
(Waits for some pastor to start using lolBible as a real translation alongside 'The Word' 'The Living Bible' and 'Bill and Teds Excellent bible Translation')
Remember, there is only one true LOLCat Bible, and that is the kng jim vursun.
I has a cookie, do u?
I had a cookie for you, but I eattid it!
Where can I get a copy of Bill & Ted's Excellent Translation? I've helped edit some of the lolCat Bible...
P.S.
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
;-)
WTF? Iz a Wiki. Srsly.
I will without question use the lolcats version of 1 Corinthians 13 at the next wedding I perform. Mwuuahahahah, as the kids say these days...
An example of soLOL sciptura?
I swear, my cat speaks like this.
mistur saytun
FAIL!!
YES! I thought I was this was a dying meme, that it would be difficult to find anyone else to indulge in this guilty pleasure with me. Yay! More closet LOLcat Bible thumpers!
Iz comfort (see Psalm 23)
I just want to know where the Kitekat pic is from. That's hella funny, if you'll pardon the expression.
pam the kitekat pic is from the website I can has cheezburger?
http://icanhascheezburger.com
See more "ceiling cat"-related lolcats here:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/?s=ceiling
have fun. ;)
Thanks for putting this up!
But hey, talk about missed opportunities: shouldn't it be "furgiveness"? ;)
I can't believe all you pussies actually like this tripe.
This might be the funniest incident in recorded human history since Moses got sunburned.
hey, Dougie! Buy the t-shirt!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/popculture/a359/
Liked the shirt. Do they make any in beagle size?
When Criminals In This World Appear,
The Call Goes Out Both Far and Near
For Underdog!!Underdog!!
Speed of Lightning,
Bolt of Thunder,
Fighting All Who
Rob and Plunder,
Underdog!!Underdog!!Underdog!!
Why I Said That,I'll Never Know!!
It Sounded Good At The Time!!
Ceiling Cat givz kitteh gyft of tongues - 'Bark Bark!'
I am delighted to finally find a version of the bible that I would not hesitate to QUOTE BACK at my mother!
I have - for the first time in many years - actually looked up verses. It was an effort to remember book, chapter & verse, but the experience was both refreshing and delightful.
Ceiling Cat! Priceless. I wonder when this will show up on FSTDT.com?
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Harumph - Clearly a contextualized 'translation' a careful reading of Genesis 1 gives no evidence that the first man and women had can openers! They powned because Ceiling cat made the PWNRS. It is liberal trash like this that leads to my cats in the back yard singing praise choruses at three in the morning! And the old shoes thrown are clearly a result of the fall. Read Genesis three without those liberal rose colored glasses and you will see they were not driven out in teh Limo!
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