
He Was Like Family
When Virgilio Cintron keeled over dead in his apartment in the Hell’s Kitchen neighborhood of New York, his roommate James P. O’Hare and a friend, David J. Dalaia, propped up the corpse in an office chair and wheeled it down the sidewalk to the Pay-O-Matic on Ninth Avenue, where they attempted to cash the man’s $355 Social Security check. They left Virgilio on the sidewalk outside while they presented the check to a clerk, only to be told that Virgilio would have to cash the check himself. By that time he was leaning at an odd angle and a crowd had gathered, dooming his attempt to pass for quick.

Stiffed!
These men are just strict libertarians, and couldn't stand the gubmint getting that money back! Any true libertarian would have done the same. Seems to me, though, they might have rented Weekend at Bernie's as an instructional guide before embarking on this righteous crusade against Uncle Sam. Then they would have learned the old shoelace tying/arms around the shoulders/dead man in the middle walk simulation. Damn shame.
office chairs ain't what they used to be...
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