Sixteen-year-old Tess Damm of Lafayette, Colorado, thought her mother Linda was just way too controlling and strict, so Tess asked her 18-year-old boyfriend, Bryan Grove, to do something about it. Grove stabbed the mom 18 times, leaving the body in her car for almost an entire month (yes, it must have been an isolated parking space) while the lovebirds used mom’s debit card. Eventually the Colorado authorities, frowning on this turn of events, jailed and indicted the two crazy teens, and unfortunately they’re not likely to be able to consummate their love now, even on visitation days.