Johnna Briggs (no relation) of Jacksonville, Florida, was upset that her son was being bullied on his bus ride home from school, so she packed a pistol and waited for the bus at a Westside stop. As each student got off the bus, she waved the gun in their faces, saying “Does anyone have something to say?” and “You can all get some of this.” Presumably sometime later, in her cell at the county jail, someone told her that her actions were unlikely to make the children henceforth think of her son as “one of us.” (On second thought, maybe there is a relation.)