What's a Polite Synonym for Male Member?
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In Lake Alfred, Florida, a replica of Michelangelo's David had to be adorned with a makeshift jockstrap after residents complained that David's whangdoodle, even in a somewhat limp condition, was creating embarrassing questions from their children. The 500-pound five-foot statue stood buck nekkid outside the Fountain and Falls shop until City Manager Jim Drumm asked shop manager Chuck Cole to sarong the offending member. Drumm admitted there are no city codes or statutes banning sculpture, but asked Cole as a courtesy to thong the schlong. Now the statue is attracting even more attention, as Cole has wrapped David's taut thighs in a leopard-print bandana, causing curious children to unsheath the love glove.
I've always felt sorry for poor Davey (at least as represented by this statue). I mean, here he is, all cut and buff, yet his manliness is somewhat, er, abbreviated.
I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
The ancient greek ideal was refined humanity and brains, a grande latte was considered an sign of being animalic, brute and dumb. So it was very much a compliment
its not the size of the sling shot its how you use it
I always thought that it was funny that the statue is uncircumcised, King David huh? unlikely Michaelangelo, he would have had his tip snipped
Was David really such a poser?
1. The prudery of the complainers amazes me. Such people must have sex only in the dark - possibly only during solar eclipses. I should think that the prigs would be less offended by the nakedness than by the fact that Michaelangelo was gay - a cock sucker, a sodomist, an abomination (to old testamentphiles).
2. David is awesome. I am awash with wonderment when I recall that Michaelangelo was a mere 26 years old when he created the Giant. To create such sublime art at that age is phenomenal.
3. There is some evidence that David was modeled after one or more of Michaelangelo's lovers - he purportedly went for the "blue collar" type.
4. Since God (purportedly) created sex and the human body - I really am rather put off by the jerks who think nakedness is somehow sinful: how dare they sin by not celebrating and enjoying god's (purported) creation?
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