A Gideon speaker is coming to my church this Sunday.
It would be unnecessary for me to show up; right?
I mean they are just trolling for sinners; right?
I should stay at home and be subservient to my husband; right?
Is it sacrilegious to spend a little time screaming 'Oh God', this Sunday morning?
Or should I leave my husband sleeping and go to hear the Gideon speaker?