What a Godsend! With Arthur C. Clarke now gone into The Great Beyond (or not!) your opportunities have opened beyond your wildest dreams. May I suggest you contact his agent as soon as possible; doubtless he/she will jump at the chance to front you, with $ signs dancing about his/her feet and eyes.
I simply can't wait for Hollywood Press to publish your magnificent muse. Is there any chance I can get you to send me, your most loyal fan, an advance copy or at least a few excerpts? I promise I won't post them all over the internet or anything like that.
Oh, to touch the hem of your full-length skirt. Healed, I say!
Dear Ms. Treacle:
What a Godsend! With Arthur C. Clarke now gone into The Great Beyond (or not!) your opportunities have opened beyond your wildest dreams. May I suggest you contact his agent as soon as possible; doubtless he/she will jump at the chance to front you, with $ signs dancing about his/her feet and eyes.
I simply can't wait for Hollywood Press to publish your magnificent muse. Is there any chance I can get you to send me, your most loyal fan, an advance copy or at least a few excerpts? I promise I won't post them all over the internet or anything like that.
Oh, to touch the hem of your full-length skirt. Healed, I say!
Your adoring fan,
Owatta Schmuckiam