Selva Kumar, a 33-year-old man from a village in southern India, killed two dogs in 1992 and, four days later, was stricken with paralysis. Fifteen years of medical treatments failed to improve his condition, so he consulted an astrologer who told him that he was cursed because of killing the dogs, and that the only way to lift the curse was to marry a dog. He selected a 3-year-old female named Selvi, dressed her in a pink silk saree for the wedding ceremony, and tied a Hindu sacred thread around her neck, vowing to take care of his wife forever. We’re not planning to tell James Dobson about this, but at the very least he’s gonna want the guy brought up on charges related to the thirty-year age difference.