Dangling Privileges Endangered in Florida
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RSS ReaderThe Florida Senate passed a bill banning the display of fake bull testicles that dangle from trailer hitches, but the bill still has to get through the House of Representatives, which has historically had a majority of lawmakers who enjoy testicle displays and who, in fact, frequently employ fake ones on the floor of the House, usually in the service of bull.
Rednecks and Hombres hang bumper nuts from their pick-up trucks.
What do Liberal Women attach to the bumper of their Volvo?
George Bush's testicles? I'm not saying, I'm just saying.
LeBra car bras. What else would a lady use?
If we paint the testicles red, and declare them a symbol for testicular cancer research, will it get a portion of the media coverage/product marketing that accompanies breast cancer research?
The Powers that Be are trying to ban them in VA. you know where they make them? Lynchburg. I kid you not.
Well isn't Lynchburg the home of the biggest bulls with the biggest pile of bullsh*t outside of Dallas (theological), specifically the late, great, Dr. Fawell and Liberty University?
Yup. Makes this ol' shaggy-haired Quaker living in the Shenandoah Valley take a moment to chuckle a bit.
Very true. Now to become home to a bunch of steers if they get their way. Wait... that comes from cutting something else entirely off...
Close enough.
I'm wondering if this whole issue isn't rooted in envy.
Look at a map. The entire state of Florida looks like something 'dangling'.
I like the way you think, Lilly.
What do you mean?
I am a proper member of the Womens Missionary Society!
You can kiss my rosy red 'Rorschach'.
N.B. Florida is limp.
Florida... dangling... Freud... missionary... this entire thread has gone a bit south of the equator
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