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Joe Bob Briggs
Founder, Focus on the Dysfunctional Family
04.10.2008 | Comments(5)

Those Horny Microorganisms

Scientists documented the first sex act in history. It occurred 570 million years ago when theFunisia Dorothea, which lived on the floor of the ocean and resembled a piece of shriveled beef jerky, copulated with anotherFunisia Dorothea and continued to be the only sexual organism for the next 30 million years, until the second sexually active creature appeared:Forget Dorothea, Try Heather.

Comments(5)

that calvinist doug | 07:21 am on 4/11/2008

...and thus, Bill Clinton's family tree sprouted.

friend of my enemy | 08:40 am on 4/11/2008

Have you seen this John? Why are the tormenting you so? Everyone knows you are the exegete.

http://midwestoutreach.org/blogs/84/the-enemy-of-my-enemy#comments

Lilly | 11:26 am on 4/11/2008

I was reading the above article about Horny Microorganisms and then Ron Henzels name pops up.
I suppose there is some connection.

Deacon Spears | 03:30 pm on 4/11/2008

You could mistake Ron Henzel for a horny microorganism.

The Doorkeeper | 07:42 pm on 4/12/2008

Saw it, answered it, people with WAY too much time on their hands.

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