Sebastian Horsley, the British author of Dandy in the Underworld, was denied entry into the United States on the grounds of “moral turpitude.” Horsley, who always wears a top hat and tails, arrived at Newark Airport to promote his latest book, filled with tales of his drug addiction, some of the 1,000 prostitutes he’s slept with, and his self-crucifixion in the Philippines in 2000, and after questioning by immigration agents, was put on a plane back to London. It was for his own safety, though: there were 37 Baptist preachers on site, waiting for their shot at this guy.