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Joe Bob Briggs
Founder, Focus on the Dysfunctional Family
04.02.2008 | Comments(7)

Just Because She's Grotesquely Fat Doesn't Mean She's Not Pretty

A 32-year-old man on a bicycle in Fort Pierce, Florida, was propositioned by a 300-pound hooker wearing blue jeans and a white T-shirt at 1 a.m. When he offered her $10 because, he told police, “he felt sorry for her,” she knocked him off the bike, stole his wallet, fished $100 out of it, and pedaled away on the stolen bike. I ask you: When will the Size Prejudice cease? When will we realize that elephantine sex workers committing random assaults, robberies and vehicle thefts are people, too? When will we say, “Come, my sister, sit with me in peace and love. Take two chairs.”

Comments(7)

that calvinist doug | 06:59 am on 4/03/2008

Get on your bike and ride! Fat bottom girls, they make the rockin' world go 'round.

BJ | 09:25 am on 4/03/2008

I wondered what happened to Eliot Spitzer.
I guess it is like riding a bicycle.

SRebbe | 01:48 pm on 4/03/2008

how out of shape is he that he lost his wallet AND his bike?

BJ | 01:56 pm on 4/03/2008

Not to mention his hard on.

BJ | 02:06 pm on 4/03/2008

She was pedaling fast because Justin Fatica was running behind her yelling, "YOU'RE FAT."

Paul in Maine | 10:11 am on 4/04/2008

She'll only use the money to buy more donuts.

mountainguy | 08:01 pm on 4/04/2008

Hey!!! I thought that one only paid by weight when buying meat, not when going to the whores

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