He Probably Thought He Was Doing the Right Thing
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RSS ReaderA nude man, covering his private parts with his hands and wearing a nun’s habit on his head, drove into the parking lot of Our Lady of the Rosary Church in Union City, California, and told three girls to get into his car, but the girls ran into the church instead. This is what sometimes occurs in counseling, when a therapist says “Get into the habit of controlling your sex drive by thinking of Jesus,” and the patient hears that as “Put on a habit, and drive to where Jesus lives to have sex.” You have to watch your commas and capitalization when you hand out psychiatric literature.
“Get into the habit of controlling your sex drive by thinking of Jesus” reminds me of Queer Duck episode Three wherein Queer Duck encounters a crucifix for the first time and asks, "Jesus - that shirtless man with the killer abs?"
More than one homo has masturbated over the physique of Christ.
60613, do you speak from experience?
“Get into the habit of controlling your sex drive by thinking of Jesus” reminds me of Queer Duck episode Three wherein Queer Duck encounters a crucifix for the first time and asks, "Jesus - that shirtless man with the killer abs?"
More than one homo has masturbated over the physique of Christ.
If you're into that BDSM stuff, this will never work.
Jesus really does have nice abs, not to mention his long curly hair and bedroom eyes. Also, being the son of God and all that, he must have been very well-hung.
Careful with your own prose. You could almost read part of that sentance as, "Jesus lives to have sex".
One thing I hate is grammatical error. What the hell is that period doing at the end of the Bill Richardson post? Just hanging around?
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